Everyone knows who Dustin Diamond is. Everyone has seen Saved By the Bell. But why, why would anyone try to steal a playstation from Screech?

For some reason, this story doesn't seem real. Who, I mean who would try to steal anything from Dustin Diamond? Set your sites a little higher people. Maybe try Thiessen or Berkley. At least they have done things after the bell to make a few extra bucks on the side. Instead, they target Dustin Diamond ... Screech ... the "D-Man" (read the article) ... in Omaha of all places.

I have my suspicions, but there was a big clue Screech left for us: Find the "girl with her hair hung down." My only suspect now is Kate Hudson's child. Oh wait, her kid is a boy. Whoops. Nice hair cut.