Obviously there's no way that I would've known about this if Christi didn't watch almost every pageant that's on TV.

There's nothing like training for an entire year for the biggest competition of your life, and then you bite it walking down the runway. Sure it's not easy to walk down the runway in heels and an evening gown (I'm guessing), but you would think she would've practiced that a million times.

The best (and worst) part about the story is that after the judges somehow allowed her to get in the top 5, her on stage question that she picked was "If you could relive any moment in your life, what would it be and why?"

SHE DIDN'T SAY IT WAS WHEN SHE FELL. A perfect opportunity to redeem herself, but no, she didn't think of saying that. That could've shown some humility and locked in a great humor response with the judges. Instead, she said something else, and watched someone else win Miss Universe.

Thank you Rachel Smith. You've represented the US in the lowest form possible on a worldwide stage.