Driving home from work yesterday and I got stuck behind this van. Unless you're a direct relative of GW, and even then, I couldn't imagine someone shelling out the one-time $90 fee to buy this plate.

I'm giving out 3/1 odds this individual is going home to eat dinner off their collectible NASCAR plate while watching Fox News. What, too far? I'm a Republican too (well, also just assuming this person is), but I'm not going to buy a vanity plate based off who's running the country.

Buying a vanity plate based on how I waste spend my Saturday's in the fall ... now that's a different story.